• spanish and italian:   So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
    • french:   haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
    • english:   *shooting up in the bathroom*
    • gaelic:   the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
    • polish:   here have all of these consonants have fun
    • japanese:   subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
    • welsh:   sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
    • chinese:   here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
    • arabic:   so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
    • latin:   here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
    • sign language:   If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
    • russian:   idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
    • greek:   so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
  1. scntrx:


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  2. Reblog if you will answer EVERY ANON in your ask right now.

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  3. The best times to kiss a girl

    When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

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  4. doritio:

    the red hot chippy pep peps

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    • waking up:   haha fuck
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  6. godpale:




    diamonds out of ashes💎

    pretty ‘n pale 


    pretty ‘n pale

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    Top Gear in India 

    How can you not like top gear?

    I watched this the other week and was in literal tears

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  8. justasimplehoe:

    what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

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